Bar Lawyer

A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar. All went well until he admitted he was a dentist, at which point she lost interest.

The next evening, and the next, pretty much the same thing happened. Finally, on the fourth night, the bartender, who had overheard the dentist's efforts, took him aside and explained that this was primarily a lawyers' hangout and most of the women patrons seemed to prefer them.

The dentist took the hint and told the next young woman he found attractive that he was a partner at Dewey Cheatham & Howe. She was enthusiastic and before long he happily found himself testing the softness of her feather bed.

As he gave way to the delights of the moment, he thought, "Hey, this is great. I've only been a lawyer for an hour and I'm already screwing someone."


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