The cost of brains

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.

His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for 10 dollars an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for 15 dollars an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of 800 dollars an ounce.

The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"

The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"


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