Lawyer's Genie

A man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle. When he rubbed it, a genie appeared.

"Master," the genie said, "Thank you for letting me out of my thousand year prison. For this, I will grant you three wishes. The catch is, that every lawyer will get twice what you get. After all, I am a lawyer?s genie"

The man thought about this for a minute or two. "For my first wish, I would like ten million tax-free dollars."

Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured him that 10,000,000 had been deposited. "But every lawyer has just received 20,000,000," the genie said.

"For my second wish, I would love a big 50 room mansion to live in with my wife and children."

Instantly, the man was shown his 50 room mansion. "But every lawyer has just received two 50 room mansions," said the genie. "You are down to your last wish. Use it wisely," the genie said.

"Well, okay." The man said as he paused for a moment. "Yes! I?ve got it!," the man said.

"What?," said the genie.

"Scare me half to death."


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