Watch out for the Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. He chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spent eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter. He chains her to another, even uglier man.

The third woman is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. He chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks: "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to YOU for all of eternity?"

To which the stunner replies: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


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