Single?
Abe is a new arrival at a retirement community, and is passing the morning sunning himself on a bench near the garden.
Becky is out for her morning constitutional, spies Abe, and says "Do you mind?"
"Not at all" Abe says, so Becky sits down on the opposite end of his bench.
"So, you're new here" says Becky.
"Yes" Abe nods.
"So, where are you from?" asks Becky.
"Washington" Abe answers.
"The state or the capitol?" asks Becky.
"The state" replies Abe.
"So how old are you ? asks Becky.
"I'll be 52 in October.". Abe replies
"What did you do in Washington?" asks Becky.
"I was in prison" Abe says.
"Really!" says Becky, "what did you do?"
"My wife was always asking stupid questions, so I chopped her up and put her down the garbage disposal" he says.
"Sooo," purrs Becky, "you're single?"
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