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A photographer was assigned to take pictures of a forest fire and his
employer rented a small plane that would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip and, sure enough, a small airplane was waiting. He jumped in and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, flying
erratically.
"Now fly over the fire," said the photographer, "and make several
low-level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"What do you mean?" yelled
the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take
pictures."
The pilot turned around and replied: "You mean, you're not my instructor?"
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