Sister Mary and the Gas Pan
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
would have it, a gas station was just a block away.
She walked to the
station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her
that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait
until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient,
she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for
something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan
she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried the
bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan
back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men
watched from across the street. One of the them turned to the other and
said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.". ..
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