MARTHA STEWART VS. THE REAL WOMAN

Martha: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Woman: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real Woman: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.


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