Though many of today's readers probably never heard of him, Art Linkletter was known for the tag line "Kid's say the darndest things."

We hope the jokes in this section will pay homage to his memory and his tag line.

08-04-2008    Use the word Lovely     Rated:   PG

Little Johnny was at school when the teacher asked the class to come up with a sentence or a story containing the word "Lovel......Read More

08-04-2008    The Talking Pig     Rated:   PG

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the stor......Read More

08-04-2008    Ready for the 3rd Grade      Rated:   PG

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your proble......Read More

08-04-2008    It's a Period     Rated:   PG

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day......Read More